A scrawny little bitch that gets salty over every little thing in the world. Usually found wearing a diaper because when he gets salty he shits everywhere.
by TrannysRus February 6, 2019
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Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
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I play fortinite with the boys
by ULikeThat February 4, 2018
Get the fortinite mug.A video game that causes guys to loose their girlfriend and end up like no life’s because they give their video game more attention then their girlfriend and never cares to hangout with her.
by Im_truthful March 26, 2018
Get the Fortine mug.A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.
by sugardaddy931 February 5, 2010
Get the fortino mug.The one repulsive cunt that looks like it had dried up shit smeared all over it, and when you see her it makes you throw up everywhere!
Was walking my dog when this Fortonga asked to pat it! I couldn't help but throw up all over her nasty ass!
by GrasshopperTheDestroyer April 3, 2017
Get the Fortonga mug.Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.
Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.
by QuacksO May 30, 2019
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