fortified

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

by MylesB April 1, 2008

fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

by babies everywhere August 28, 2006

Fortrify

An overwhelming sense of well being, comfort

Oh my god, I was wrapped in 3 blankets and i was so warm, I was fortrifying SO bad.

by that shmuck March 1, 2009

fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too

"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"

by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006

fortifucked

when your local firewall at work/school(fortiguard is a favorite) block all you favorite sites. i.e. facebook, youtube, porn....

Yeah we tried lookin up this epic video but we got fortifucked!

by Gov'na of pussay November 14, 2010

fortified vagina

able to withstain many attack

"so did you do it?"
"no man, she had a fortified vagina and i just couldn't get in"

by naughty this September 5, 2006

fartify

v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.

“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”

by The Girly Zissou Andy March 22, 2009