pull back the foreskin goal

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude

Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!

pull back the foreskin goal by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017

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foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.

I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.

foreskin theft by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

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Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

Forensic Filed by Knerm September 21, 2016

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Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

Foreskin Restoration by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019