A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.
To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008
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by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015
Get the forking mug.To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.
You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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by Alison Kate May 14, 2018
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Me: “Dude! You better hit that! He’s neglected that so much I bet her shits hella-tight”
Dude: “yeah man! Fortite!”
Me: “Dude! You better hit that! He’s neglected that so much I bet her shits hella-tight”
Dude: “yeah man! Fortite!”
by Fetch Stick September 3, 2018
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by Giant Peach November 19, 2005
Get the spooning leads to forking mug.Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
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