foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

Foosness

A Northern Jamaican holiday held on July 16th. Activities include, pouring Alfredo sauce on nachos and then throwing it at your neighbors house, and playing Foosball while saying as many profanities as possible.

"Do corn chips count as nachos?"
"Only on Foosness"

by FoosnessEnthusiast July 16, 2024

Foose

The meaning of something going fast very fast

Oh my God did you see that car Foose so fast it ripped my clothes off

by Fizzy fizzy fizzy Foose June 2, 2022

foose

a sketcho, or frank. typically smells like a cooter or raccoon.

look at that foose!

by foosefranko July 16, 2017

Foose Flip

A state of psychedelic inebriation when a person combines, LSD, MDMA and 4aco-DMT.

We did a Foose Flip over the weekend and saw the mechanics of the universe in motion.

by Zickafunk November 10, 2020

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007