Fone

Another phrase for teléfono 👍🏻 BBC

I always talk to my grandma on my fone.

by Anezka December 1, 2021

fone bone

Male Internet chat-speak asking a chatter to engage in phone sex for simultaneous masturbation.

Hey, bro, you wanna fone bone and jet one out?
Dude, cyber doesn't work for me, I gotta either hook-up or fone bone to work out a nut.
It's so lame when somebody hangs up after they cum during a fone bone before you finish workin' yours out.

by Big NYC Jay June 25, 2008

fone ur girl

this is used when a person is jus chatin breeze to u like ur gona fall for it and u blatently know der jus gassin

*send me on dat zoot
*its ma last 1 u kno
* fone ur girl anyway!

by B!GZ M@N & BLITZ KIZZLE August 24, 2006

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

sail fone

The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)

nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly

by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr September 11, 2005

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009

bone-a-fone

A man's cock or penis, schlong

He was playing his buddy's bone-a-fone or skin flute

by herolin December 10, 2005