pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.

Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

John Fonda

A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.

www.myspace.com/johnfonda

"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP

by J. Andrews-New York Journalist May 25, 2009

Fondue

What Steve Rogers and Tony Stark do late at night.

Steve freaked out the first time he heard Tony say, "Hey Steve, you want some fondue?"

by someonewithrandomwords August 23, 2012

fondlinson

when louis tomlinson fonds over harry styles , his husband we name him this.

larrie #1: there he goes again being mr fondlinson

larrie #2: its so cute
larrie #1: we been knew..

by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

Fonduing

Having sex, especially with some dumb punk who’s way out of your league, but who doesn’t have the sense God gave a turnip, so he doesn’t realize it.

"Throughout World War II, Bucky and Steve had been fonduing in half the barns in France."

by MarvelHuman July 10, 2018

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012