Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.