The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
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Fingering can be used to make a woman wet and horny before having sex, by rubbing a finger in her vagina. It may be safer to start with one finger only. It is also recommended to use a nail file to shape your nails before fingering a pussy, in addition to a lubricant or saliva from the woman, to prevent hurting the pussy.
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Ben gave two 'birds' a good air fingering as we drove past. Leaving both birds confused yet satisfied.
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I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!
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Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
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