Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

Fluke

1. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.

2. English house-pop trio from the early 90's to later move onto trip-hop and electronica sounds. Most famous for the songs "Absurd" and "Atomb Bomb". Both off of their critically acclaimed album, Risotto.

1.That game was a total fluke. Nine times out of ten we would have beaten that team.

2. Did you hear the new Fluke CD? It's very good.

by GernomRune November 17, 2004

fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.

hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.

by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006

flukier lemon

A really cool youtuber that desperately needs subscribers.

Flukier Lemon (flukier lemon) means that you need to subscribe now and if you don't you will suffer

also FlukierLemon Is Cool.

by FlukierLemon January 29, 2018

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003

Fluke Fuck

A one time hook-up that would not have happened under any other circumstances.

"Yeah you got cheeks last night, But it was a Fluke Fuck. She didnt even remember it happening the next day."

by Ian and Michael Richards February 11, 2009

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 4, 2006