scumfuck flowerboy

Someone who is both a scumbag or the lowest of the low but is also a loving person.

Owen is a scumfuck flowerboy

by Owen fritzle December 12, 2017

Flowerpetal

1. A beautiful girl
2. A synonym for "honey" and "sweetheart"

Example 1:

"You are such a flowerpetal with your hair down."

Example 2:

"Happy birthday, flowerpetal!"

by JeanYes February 27, 2010

Flowerpetal

1. v. To steal or capture a guy's heart
2. n. A girl who has stolen or captured a guy's heart

Example 1:
Jo: "So did Anna flowerpetal you?"
Tom: "Most definitely. She's always on my mind now."

Example 2:
Tom: "So is Anna your flowerpetal?"
Tom: "Most definitely. She's always on my mind now."

by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010

flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Flower Pot Squat

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.

Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.

by BootBanger November 17, 2011

flower pot syndrome

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis

I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008

floweroligest

Florist
Flower Shop

After a madd junk kicking from his girl cause he spent too much time talking about his Glock, Okie knew the only thing that would get him square would be a dope boquet from the Floweroligest.

by Wulf April 22, 2005