Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009

Floriduh

an adjective to describe an event, building or situation that is so insane, it could only happen in Florida.

They built that highway to nowhere and painted it pink, in true Floriduh fashion.

by Aaron Michael Gordon May 27, 2008

Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.

Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier

by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

Floridian maze

Invented by youtuber Graystillplays, a floridian maze is a spiral type maze that instead of getting lost inside, you give up as it can stretch to 1000's of miles or until save file breaks.

Florida man gave up all hope when he entered the floridian maze.

by Almightytoaster June 3, 2020

Floridian

Who were born and raised in Florida. Our go to store is Publix and the beach is our home. We all hate tourist and snowbirds. Floridians are used to the bipolar weather and hurricane season. We hate outsiders and only enjoy the company of those who are true Floridians . don’t come down to Florida for a year and say your a Floridan when really your from New Jersey. Most people don’t consider us southerners but if you go down into the Jacksonville/bryceville parts of Florida you’ll really see that we are true southerners. Down there mudding on rangers is the best thing to do. In mid Orlando is where you’ll find the snowbirds. Elderly people on golf carts everywhere eating at crackerbarrel.

Tourists: I’ve lived in Florida for two years so I’m basically a Floridian

True Floridians who lived there whole life: get out now.

by Ryyaya July 2, 2018

floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

Floridiots

Idiots from Florida, most likely white trash.

"My grandparents are Floridiots, they have 40 plastic pink flamingos on their lawn"

by Ivan Lein May 2, 2006