floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

Floogleness

A placeholder noun used when you only need one word, so lipsum would be too long.

"It says 'This value indicates floogleness' on the slides - what the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know, probably some random word Dave made up"

by PigeonParty July 7, 2021

Floygen

Irish slang for a person that is insanely paranoid

Sinéad is being very Floygen. She thinks all her friends are out to get her

by IrishSlang November 21, 2022

Floogenhooser

a) Used in exclamation after witnessing something exciting, cool, or interesting .
b) Used to purposely embarrass oneself.
c) Because of it's first letter, you can smoothly change the f-word into Floogenhooser under circumstances where the f-word would be less than appropriate.

a) You see something blow up on TV - "FLOOGENHOOSER! That was cool!"
b) You run in front of the screen at a movie theater while yelling "FLOOGENHOOSER, FLOOGENHOOSER!"
c) You stub your toe while at your grandma's house - "Fu....loogenhooser!"

by Wagg February 21, 2005

floogin

kick ass;RAD. also off the chain;SWEET.

That was a floogin party last night.

by Kalena Dohnson June 18, 2006

flooge

A word used to substitute the expletive "fuck". It can be used in place of it in any situation.

"flooge that shit"

by RosyJewlz311 November 10, 2009