Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

Flooging

Molding a piece of feces into the shape of a penis and then varnishing it to use as a dildo.

"You want to floog tonight."
"I'm always flooging"

by deku'swilly February 26, 2025

Floog

A beautiful and smart person who knows exactly how to use the term conspicuous and deserves to be treated lovingly by all her friends.

I just love Teira she’s such a floog

by Floogy August 6, 2024

Flooge

An outdated weed inhalation device, typically used with a different type of weed, referred to as “Wreed”. Wreed is inhaled from the flooge, leading to make one feel “tweaked”

“No way bro you got a Flooge???”
“I just took the fattest hit of this Flooge and i’m tweaking.”

by Joe_Knerry May 27, 2022

Floog

melon munchers , chicken bone suckers , big lipped monkeys , dark skinned retards, grape koolaid sippin bitches

i saw one of them floogs walking down the street (obviously holding chicken)

by weewee cum March 8, 2022