The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

Aunt Flomance

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.

Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.

by caityk February 5, 2010

Flomlach

The word screamed by chickens when gangsta ninjas jump out of their cabs from rack city, sent by beyonce because the chickens ninjas are single ladies and the chickens didnt put a ring on it!

pronounced- Flom-lock

Ninja: Heeeeeyaaaaaa i got you tasty chicken
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty

Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach

by chicken ninja 123 August 31, 2012

Flomaton

The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.

Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.

by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008

flomhead

Someone who acts foolishly or is just a total idiot.

Look at that flomhead!

by SM17oz July 6, 2007

Flomber

To be in a sexual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned participant.

"Dude, I totally saw Charlie and Fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier"

"Brian, do you want to go swimming today?"
"No sorry, I'm going for a flomber"

by Commune Bandits April 21, 2010

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010