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Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species
Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021
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Flagstacker

a term definitive to someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with less than desirable women. The unattractive women are the flags, and stacker means he's stacking them up.
"That nigga Jim a flagstacker fo' real"
"Man, did you see Jonny last night? He stacked 6 flags dawg"
"Flagstacking ass niggas up in this bitch tonight"
by BigJimandShady July 29, 2012
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Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.
I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.
by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009
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FlopStar

flopStar flɒpstar
vb FlopStar flops, flopping, flopped

1. someone who is unsuccessfu

2. flop - someone who is unsuccessful

dud, washout
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
nonstarter, unsuccessful person, loser, failure - a person with a record of failing; someone who loses consistently

3. flop - a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop"
bust, fizzle
failure - an event that does not accomplish its intended purpose; "the surprise party was a complete failure"
bomb, dud, turkey - an event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual; "the first experiment was a real turkey"; "the meeting was a dud as far as new business was concerned"
Geo: Yo, I got the sickest car ever!
Alan: Yeah, what kind of car did you get?
Geo: I got a honda Civic 2020!
Alan: your such a FlopStar!
by CIVC February 27, 2011
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flossta

one who flosses excessively
man, that dentist told me i should be a flossta just because he gets money from that floss company
by big j February 1, 2004
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Flagstaff

To plant a flag, to mark one's territory, to claim, to publicly announce property, to steal by means of technicalities
In the Summer of 2007 the Russians flagstaffed the Arctic Sea.
Flagstaffing of the moon in 1969 by the United States doesn't imply ownership according to international treaties.
North America belonged to a variety of natives however the English, Spaniards, and French flagstaffed it.
by J M-D June 13, 2008
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Flogsterbaffen

Flogsterbaffen - One that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. Your mom and cookies at 3:47 P.M. EST and 15 minutes ago. Whence a upon a time, characters A your mom and B your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. If intact your genitals can be used for sexual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. When the time is right Jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and China being the communist assholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a massive army to amass and their piece of shit nucler weapons. Canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumbass socialistic retards whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a coke can. You see the FC will explode inside the coke can and blow it A either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy balls or B making the can do a flip. Fish turn on the world.
Ben: Flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
Dover: Jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
Jacques:(Jocks) You call these bagels?
Strap: My pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
Dead Baby: rawr.
by Bryan. March 11, 2005
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