flaggotry

Excessive patriotism which is overcompensation for personal inadequacy.

Driving around in your white '91 Ford Bronco blasting "Proud To Be An American" with is a good way to demonstrate your flaggotry.

by McGone February 5, 2009

floggle

The fanny flutters in your kidneys.

Person 1 “ oh gosh the that footballer gives me the floggles”
Person 2 “are you sure you don’t have a kidney disease?”

by iM qUiRkY March 9, 2020

Flogging the Bishop

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.

by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

flogging

Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.

A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.

He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging.

by pinklejupes April 13, 2004

Fluggo

A flat chested and ugly female.

Ian: Ewww...check out that total fluggo by the lake!
Sasha: Gross, why would you point that out to me?

by Anonamosious July 19, 2007