Flodge

a foldge is the event in which someone says they are going to do something and doesn't do it.

you flodged on me last night! or flodge can be used as a noun-- don't be a flodge!

by Rozel September 15, 2005

Flodge

A combination of the words "flake" and "dodge"...when a person, usually a friend, cancels on plans or events at the last second for no good reason.

Brent's friends invited him over so that they could spend time with him before he moved all the way across the country, but at the last second he FLODGED because he was "too tired" to watch a movie and drink free wine.

by KtMcD January 24, 2011

Flodgeshploff

The act of filling water balloons with diarrhea and using them for a balloon fight

"Bro we should play a game of Flodgeshploff!"
"We can't do that! Dad will poop on us again!"

by SomeDude33333 February 9, 2022

flodgein

A person or persons who boasts or lies. In doing so they try to improve his or hers ego, and also try to alter the judgement or opinions of others.

Check out my new car! Just bought it. (it's a rental) that person is flodgein.

by urfuckingay....fag April 21, 2014

flongy

The act of rubbing a flaccid penis against the outer rim of the butthole ever so gently.

Jimmy really enjoyed the rough flongy with his ex-husband.

by SomethinMuppet February 18, 2017

flodgeshploff

The sound you make what you tilt your head up with water in it start gurgling, when the gurgling starts turning into uncontrollable laughter, laugh until all of the water comes out of your mouth in a volcano like eruption spraying the whole room In big droplets of your gurgle gurgle water, it is only then you have committed flodgeshploff.

“Did you see Jacob in class yesterday? He totally flodgeshploffed right in front of McKenzie”

“Haha yea dude, it made her so wet!”

“Yea he’s such a fucking dinglechode”

by xX_diamondminer74_Xx April 20, 2018

flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015