Flodging

To collapse onto a sofa or couch in and fall into a semi-awake state

"Someone help John just fell over a died"

"Nah he's not dead he's just flodging

by Personality17 April 14, 2023

Flodge

A very loose Vajayjay.

Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?

Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!

by msfdbs\gbrbgjfd August 19, 2008

Flodge

An annoying friend that really bugs you, but you like anyways

Cody: Jimmy quit poking me. your such a flodge

by jc11256 February 7, 2015