flodgin

to fake or front or lie

Shawty stop flodgin and tell the truth

by COUNTRYBOI404 December 4, 2003

Fledge

The period In which you and a girl both are interested in each other but you wanna wait to date to see if she is wifely material. Usually during this time you are just trying to get to know her. The pinnacle of Fledging is when you talk to her and tell her you wanna get to know her more before you date.

"Dude, I am like really into this chick bro, but I'm fledging (Fledge) her. I do not want another Ex."

Zane: "I think Grace is cute but while I fledging (Fledge) her I saw some red flags"

McCade: "Dang I thought she was the one for you"

by McCade Mandrel July 2, 2022

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.

damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.

by savannamadisonmarianahannnah December 25, 2009

flogette

Flogette is used to describe the female partner of your Flog mate

My mate is such a Flog, and his partner Claudia is such a Flogette

by w3rdwigga April 16, 2019

flodger

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

foldge

When a man takes his penis and testicles and makes them look like a mathematical division sign.

Cool Guy #1: Hey my dick and ball look like a division sign when I wear tight jeans.
Cool Guy #2: Yea dude you are totally foldging! Sweet!
Cool Guy #1: Lets go show my sister!

I gave that bitch the foldge all night long! She then proceeded to have multiple orgasms.

by John Power January 15, 2008