FLOBBs

FLOBBs ... a modern acronym, short for:
"Flakes, LOwballers, cheap-Bastards, and Bottom-feeders".
FLOBBs is always plural, and refers to a class of people
who's actions are primarily irresponsible in nature and
usually cheap.

Etymology: circa 2004, from online marketplaces like
Craigslist and the increasing percentage of flaky buyers.

A few real buyers responded to my advert, the rest were a
bunch of FLOBBs.

by Sirius Sellers April 8, 2007

Flabbynasty

Having an excess of fat/pudge to the point of disgust or nausea.

Did you see that pic of Oprah in a string bikini? That shit was flabbynasty!

by The Jenz February 4, 2010

Flobbren

This is the uncommonly known name for the commonly known "no" or cancelation symbol.

No smoking here! They've posted a smoking flobbren!

by SteveTheGrammarDude November 29, 2013

flip flop floobity flosby

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.

Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

by wolf_on_the_fold September 1, 2017

Flabby Gash

A vagina that has experienced too much lovin', therefore it's inner lips have become oversized and flabby.

Charlotte Page has got a very Flabby Gash!

by Joee Brownn August 3, 2010

flubby bubb

The act of not being able to sexually perform after a substantial amount of time courting the partner. Commonly occurs in middle aged men whom live with their mother and have not had any sexual activity for very long periods of time and/or men who have an increased balance of the estrogen hormone.

I finally met Dick and when we tried to have sex his penis was a flubby bubb

by Rufus Brutis October 21, 2020

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.

You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.

by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009