flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“

„What a big flatterus“

by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.

"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."

by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008