fatitude

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011

fattitude

A fat overweight person who loves themselves but is grossly overweight with attitude but dosent have the right to be so.

Someone who likes to be over confident but really isn't and has fattitude

by MUCKSPREADER1 May 2, 2014

Fattitude

Sassy obese women that feel the are equal and somewhat more desirable than thinner women.

Weighing in at 305 lbs, Brenda walked into the room and showed mad fattitude to the thinner models.

by Phia August 28, 2018

Fearitude

Noun. Being feared by others through use of power and reputation. Use only when the fear is widespread through a certain group.

The janitor of scrubs has fearitude.

by El Rilo 63 October 17, 2007

Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.

Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.

by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008

fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

by RyMacD May 29, 2007

anal fortitude

n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.

In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.

by Andriznles & MC Derf July 28, 2006