An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
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The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.
"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"
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Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
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