Flabbages

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

Fatbags

(Noun, pl) Tits that are actually just bags of fat; they are totally shapeless, and can only be found on fat people. They frequently cause boner whiplash.

Susan: You have way bigger boobs than I do!
Mindy: No, your boobs are way bigger because they are not even boobs, they are fatbags.

by lechatquirit March 11, 2009

flabagasted

i think its spelled like that
flabagasted means u are stuck for words and dont no what to say

I was completely flabagasted

by Stef S August 4, 2005

Flabagoozle

A word that can mean anything and EVERYTHING. Use it whenever you see fit. It can be a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc... Go crazy with this word! That's the reason for it's existance (:

Man, that girl that just walked by was so flabagoozle!

Sarah and Bobby were flabagoozled when they saw that homeless man!

I feel like I totally flabagoozled that flabagoozle.

by latenightcraving May 15, 2010

Flatback

When the the back of your hair is flat from the result of laying flat down on your back.

Look, that nigga got flatback.

by Bdog1438 June 15, 2020

Fatbag

Verb - This is when you you have sex with a fat, ugly woman who should, by all rights, be forced to walk around with a bag around her head.

Noun - Fatbagger - A woman who is to be fatbagged.

"Let's go fatbaggin'"
"Man, I was so wasted last night. Was I fatbaggin' it?"

Fatbagger: "Man, I'm so horny, I could even go for a fatbagger!"

by Ross S and Kyle R March 10, 2004