flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 14, 2005

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

flat tire

A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.

That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!

by StalledOut October 2, 2006