Flannel

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

by Occult Aura December 29, 2009

Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010

flangela

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

by geeksalot January 1, 2010

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

flannel

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

by floppyfish102 September 29, 2017

flannel four

1. A small group of strong willed mavericks who attempt, and often succeed, at ruining the day of athletic opponents by slinging verbal barbs at them. They wear Flannel and Kick-ass hats.

2. These guys are fucking cool.

Flannel four Dance Time!

by Creaming Eagles November 14, 2011

Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.

Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??

by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018