fraktard

The completely nerdy Battlestar Galactica way of saying "fucktard", a fucktard being the commonly angry way of expressing ones stupidity, derived from fucking retard.

"Yo Apollo, your dad is a total fraktard for drinking reactor coolant and killing my goat."

by The Ultimate SLackrifiCe. November 28, 2009

flaktordion

The absolutely worst insult in the entire history of the universe. This is less than "absolute zero" on the likability scale. If you are ever called a "flaktordion" you should give up on life and even on your very existence. There isn't a single thing in the universe that is, was or ever could be worse than you.

The entire Phelps family is basically made up of flaktordions.

by RX0 April 9, 2013

Flaktar

The most important, most powerful being in existence... He despises the sight of lampshades, giving him the nickname "Flaktar, destroyer of lampshades

"BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLAKTAR, DESTROYER OF LAMPSHADES!!!"

"Lamshaaaaaaaade!!...." *shakes fist in an angry, 'I will get my revenge' manner*

by Dangea June 21, 2009

Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flatard

The mixture of flat and retarded.

My son is becoming a flatard

by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

flametard

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.

Neil and Kat am teh flametards

by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019