Flaggot

1. A person who loves their country so much it seems like they want to perform gay sex with it.

2. Somebody who is literally and openly gay for their country.

1. Guy 1: Today sucks.
Flaggot: BE THANKFULL YOU LIVE IN AMERICA
Guy 1: Calm the fuck down you flaming Flaggot.

2. Flaggot (Man): America is hawt.

by Dmabsteriscoolio November 12, 2009

Flaggot

the sexual act of singing the national anthem of your respected country when climaxing.

We patriots do love to flaggot during intercourse

by prettyflyforaskuxxguy August 7, 2011

Flaggot

Someone who drives around with one or more rebel flags hanging off the back of their truck or minivan.

Hey look there's another flaggot driving around like an idiot.

by Crowdawg October 10, 2015

Flaggot

A person who actually believes that the Confederate Battle Flag or any symbol of the Confederate States is a symbol of any sort of heritage.

That flaggot does not know that the battle of Gettysburg was the largest single slaughter of American lives on American soil prior to 9-11.

by ArgueMax.com August 4, 2015

flaggot

(n): a person who is simultaneously really fucking butthurt about the Confederate flag being legally banned nowhere, while beins super pissed that they see pride flags around

"OMG! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE SYMBOLS OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE? WTF HAPPENED TO MY SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND RACISM?!?!"
"Jim, don't be such a flaggot."

by Selfcurlingpaes July 20, 2015

flaggot

Someone who only goes for the flag in any videogame's Capture the Flag gametype.

Guy 1: "Do you see that guy with 0 Kills and 3 Captures?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, What a flaggot."

by TheEnd152 June 4, 2011

Flaggots

Noun -

People who are way too into flags. These people usually have multiple flag stickers all over their car or a bunch of flags on their property. They usually get all excited for useless holidays like Presidents Day, or Patriots Day to tend to their flags.

Today there was a group of people in front of city hall waving these FLAGS at the cars driving by it was so annoying. Bunch of flaggots.

by Nightriderjoe September 22, 2009