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corporate fluffer

A person who excels in a company simply by sucking cock, or being a kiss ass.
Oh, him? He got to the top by being a corporate fluffer. Another one of those, "the employees, have to be qualified, but the managers don't."
by Knowledge Pimp September 15, 2004
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fluffernutter

Fluffernutter is a wonderful concoction of Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter in a delightfully tasty sandwich!
I ate a fluffernutter for lunch.
by dao October 4, 2003
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Fluffer Butter

A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.
Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!
by ipOStrophe November 8, 2016
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Ball Fluffer

a person who massages a man's balls to make him perform better.
Your acting is terrible. Please see our susan the ball fluffer and be back in 5 minutes.
by Steven-Oh April 15, 2010
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faffer

A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
by Henley January 1, 2009
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Fluffer-Cunt

A self-absorbed, vile, cum-chugging evil bitch who is particularly unphased by being called a "cunt." (See definition for fluffer.) The term fluffer-cunt is more degrading and insulting because it implies that not only is the woman a complete dumpster fire vile-vag whorebag, but apparently she is only useful for preparing someone else to get laid.
The boss is out of the office again? Well when that fluffer-cunt gets back, tell her I quit!
by SgtWrecker September 25, 2010
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relationship fluffer

somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, they end up dating.
i wasnt ready for a relationship. then i met jen and she was the one.
caley and andrea were just relationship fluffers.
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