Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.

"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.

by massivefaggot June 18, 2013

flaccid

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

by noone February 02, 2005

Flaccid

A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.

Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.

or

James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.

by lonerdeboner October 05, 2014

flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022

Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 04, 2014