Flabbergastion

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.

"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

flabberbasturd

a fat basterd

guy # 1 : Hey, you know that curly headed fuck named Dale...?

guy # 2 : Dale the flabberbasturd?

guy # 1 : Yeah man! He is SUCH a fucking Fat Basterd!

by MyBallzOnUrDrumSet March 6, 2010

flaberbusted

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner

Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?

by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022

Flabbergasger

A word for mouth 👄

You eat with your flabbergasger

by Snz June 13, 2023

Arabian Flabbergast

when a retarded or autistic Arabian male farts in a woman's face for sex purposes

my rich prince friend participated in an Arabian Flabbergast last night and the women liked it

by Ginga. February 14, 2020