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flabberbasturd

guy # 1 : Hey, you know that curly headed fuck named Dale...?

guy # 2 : Dale the flabberbasturd?

guy # 1 : Yeah man! He is SUCH a fucking Fat Basterd!
by MyBallzOnUrDrumSet March 6, 2010
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Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!
by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!
by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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