flabberbasturd 

a fat basterd

guy # 1 : Hey, you know that curly headed fuck named Dale...?

guy # 2 : Dale the flabberbasturd?

guy # 1 : Yeah man! He is SUCH a fucking Fat Basterd!

flabberbasturd by MyBallzOnUrDrumSet March 6, 2010

Flabbergasturbation 

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabbergasturbation 

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011