Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?
I think I'll take the five finger discount
*hard punch to the face
Thanks for the FREE bike
I think I'll take the five finger discount
*hard punch to the face
Thanks for the FREE bike
by The Ammunition Magician March 19, 2010
When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 24, 2012
Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
by webdings July 11, 2008
My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
by PatrioticLynx March 02, 2019
A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018