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Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011
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fingerlicious

The phrase used to describe the taste when you lick your fingers after using them to pleasure an other's genitals.
I fingered Becky and that taste was fingerlicious
by Waluigi Smith February 4, 2018
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Fingerlingus

Like Cunnilingus, but with one (or more) fingers. Digital exploration & simulation in the vicinity of the female vulvar.
How did your date go with that KFC guy, Cory?
It's was Fingerlingus good.

I have a rule, no fucks given on the first date... But come at me with the fingerlingus.
by GusLin March 7, 2022
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Fingertip Genius

Someone who uses Google and/or the Internet to answer all questions as they have no knowledge base and rely on their phone's instead of their brains.
"Its like, Eric's so knowledgeable about EVERYTHING!" - "Bullshit, he's a fucking Fingertip Genius"
by James The Pain Hoban October 22, 2014
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Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"
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fingerlingus

The art of providing sexual stimulation by licking, sucking, and orally teasing one's fingers.
Suzy's expression of fingerlingus made me unsure of whether she wanted to perform fellatio or analingus so I teabagged her. It turns out she's a carpet muncher!
by dognheat May 23, 2009
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Fingerish

The mental state of acute focus on the qualities, or lack thereof, of any female present in the immediate vicinity. Typically, said focus is directed towards the breasts, buttocks, and facial features of the females at hand, and bares little to no interest in the personality of the female of interest. Said focus will not have any concern for any form of standards of attractiveness, and as such, any and all females present will be included. A state of "fingerishness" may or may not include the influence of alcohol, and as such, cannot be attributed to beer googles, but rather to the exceptionally low personal standards of the person said to be "fingerish".
Yeah, I know....she was absolutely disgusting. Five foot-two inches, 320 pounds with a lazy eye and a multiple knife wounds; not mention she smelled of rotten catfish and cheap whiskey. He still can't stop checkin' her out and he's not even drinking....my boy is feelin' awfully fingerish today.
by the grenade dropper May 2, 2011
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