fingerling
fingerling by Bishkan_Eco_Warrior_Princess June 3, 2005
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fingerling
When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon is most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
A Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After–the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."
fingerling by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014
fingerling
When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."
fingerling by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014
Fingerling
To touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people
Dude: OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S SO HOT
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-
Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable
Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-
Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable
Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE
Fingerling by Asdfghjklhalp April 26, 2014
fingerling
A word used to describe someone with very small man parts (penis size). Such as the size of a fingerling potato.
fingerling by Kendreezy April 12, 2011
Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"
Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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