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Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”
by Perreh January 24, 2023
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gun slinging mud flinger

An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)
Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.
by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017
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Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.
"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"
by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014
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yogurt flinger

A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra.
"O' yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! Thats it... now go clean yourself up."
by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008
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Felinger

THE GUY WHO IS HOT AS A HELL. He is brave, fucking hot, beautiful, and the person that gives you butterflies. If u know some felinger... DONT LOSE HIM. Your friend thinks that he is nothing special, BUT SHE IS APSOLOUTLEY WRONG! She is just jealous because shes boyfriend isnt hot as YOURS!!! Felinger is the best person ever!!!
Girl: Omg its FELINGER... HE IS MY CRUSH..
Girl 2 thinks: I wish my boyfriend was that hot...
by hermiones January 26, 2022
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Poop Flinger

Poop flinger is a monkey, or sometimes monkey-like people who fling poop. The poop vary from large smelly ones of their own, to small not-smelly ones from their friends. THey're not in danger, they own the jungle. All other niamls are terrified of the poop flinger. Their leader is Mertek.
Holy shit! That fucking monkey just fucking threw shit at me!

AHHH!!! MERTTEEKKK!!
by Crashed July 25, 2004
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shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.
Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.
by Kickedkid January 8, 2019
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