Fife

What Indian men call their bitches.

Rob: Who is that girl with the curly hair?
Kashiek: That is my Fife.
Rob: *high five* You da man Paki!

by Kashiek August 19, 2007

Fife

1.A derogatory comment for a bumbling idiot, refering to Barney Fife of the popular american TV series The Andy Griffith Show.
2.Sometimes used when refering to an incompetent policeman.

Settle down officer, don't be a Fife!

by fuckface gimp September 6, 2006

Fife

When one backs into someone's car as a direct result of an overconfident cocky attitude.

Originated from Central Connecticut when a young male with the last name of Fife became known for backing into vehicles, with the attitude described above.

Dude! You fifed my car!

by L-Bear1234 January 26, 2011

Fife

a word used in a random conversation when you have nothing else to talk about and you wanna be funny

Bat 1: you wanna know whats a really funny word
Bat 2: what?
Bat 1: FIFE
Bat 2: bat 1, you are completely retarded

by the bats April 5, 2003

fife

Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.

My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.

by dutchey October 17, 2010

Fife

noun or verb; Shit

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

fife

1) an instrument of the body, not unlike human sexuale genitals. Noun/Verb
2) A term used to discuss in code the human sexual prowess.
3) A flute

Take that fife out of my butt

by joey spina September 16, 2003