Vanilla Fappuccino

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.

Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.

by Mike M. September 17, 2014

Fappulation

n - the act of masturbating to the highest class of material available.

Lord Macartney was impeached for Acts of Fappulation

by Phillip Carroll January 16, 2012

Fappusation

The act of accusing someone of fapping to strange or unusual things.

He was the subject of many fappusations.

by FluentEnglish October 4, 2018

fappuccino

When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.

Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.

by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011

fappulence

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

by gagggs February 6, 2009

Fappuccino

fapp-ucc-i-no

fhap-uch-ee-noe

1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)

2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure

I don't think that's a good idea because I'll just flop it out and fappuccino all over you

by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011

Fappuccino

A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)

I just bought a fappuccino!

by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014