Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

by nessim99 February 23, 2011

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

invetro fertilization

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.

Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring

by Mdlily February 2, 2009

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006

fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004