The worst pet ever. They steal
stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter
train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including
right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells
disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they
suck major balls.
Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you
think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I
cant wait until they die. You can have
mine