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by Juke McKones May 28, 2011
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by shitsamsays November 8, 2012
Get the fordouches mug.A person or organization that self-portrays as acting as fiduciary, or rather according to the duty of the client's holistic best interests but is in fact just talking their own book and conforming client needs to those recommendations which possess advantageous financial outcomes over other alternative recommendations which are better suited for client objectives.
Scenario
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"
The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"
The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
by kfasz October 11, 2021
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Did you know her name means foot of love.
Fernouched means the strong scent of dolma from the east
Did you know her name means foot of love.
Fernouched means the strong scent of dolma from the east
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“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And it's time to vote you out. And that time is every day.”
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"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together."
“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And it's time to vote you out. And that time is every day.”
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"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together."
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