feltkin

Letting out a stinky fart whilst getting a blowjob.

Sally can’t look Bob in the face anymore after he pulled a feltkin.

by 5dphil April 28, 2008

Felse

the embodiment of anything and everything that is good in this world; felse cannot be described by mere adjectives because it is too mirific for such archaic descriptions.

First used by Clyler Tark, the famous Native American poet, in his epic, Natura Physis which in greek and Latin put together means Nature Nature.

"This grand forest, greater than all else,
full of beauty, sanctity, and felse."-Clyler Tark in his work Natura Physis

by Wes Ton More O March 1, 2009

Flesk

Multipurpose which can be used to replace any word. Is highly used to express discontent and as a curse word.

Alternative spelling: Felesk

That some goddamn flesk! Suck my flesk! You momma is a hot flesk!

by tChAd February 12, 2005

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

femskeet

n.
Just like skeet except from women; female ejaculate
v.
The act of female ejaculation

n.
I fingered my girlfriend so hard last night that she got femskeet all over my arm!
v.
She femskeeted all over the bed so she had to replace the sheets.

by FieryMatrix April 29, 2005

Felsted

When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.

‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’

by Lola9292 May 14, 2019

felsh

When someone blows a vape cloud into your butthole, and then sucks it back out again. Preferably when you love each other.

Ayyy you got your Juul? Felsh me and I'll felsh you back!

by buttOS June 24, 2019