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Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight
by Klumf lord September 1, 2020
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Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight
by Klumf lord September 1, 2020
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Flumping

I love flumping!
by theSpeakere November 13, 2021
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Farlumping

A fart with an involuntary follow through. Trying to discreetly let one go with the result not so discreet, you can’t leave the room as everyone will know it’s you, you're ‘Farlumped’ as you need to dispose of the lump before everyone KNOWS it’s you. Farlumping becomes more frequent as you get older, be careful.
Excuse me gentlemen, I need the ladies, I think I’ve been Farlumping in my leggings.
by The Knapster January 7, 2022
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Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022
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The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards
That guy is always flumping!
by willywinka38 December 1, 2023
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chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.
Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”
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