feitan

god😻

feitan is one of the hottest and shortest member in the phantom troupe and he likes umbrellas

oh did i mention that he’s hawt?

by chuuya simp and kinnie 🤩 September 21, 2020

female email

A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.

"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.

by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014

Russian Female Gold Diggers

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands

only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

by Fadeider January 14, 2019

feitan

Feitan is apart of the phantom troupe and he is hella fine, Like- fucking hot af. If you don’t agree you’re that mad sus friend I’m the friend group.

Feitan is delicious and fine as hell

by Mikasabigbiddies September 24, 2020

Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Female logan

Logan is typically a name for males, but is also unisex so females can be named it too.

A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night

I never knew that a female logan existed until I met one - she was absolutely fabulous!

by L.ogan September 16, 2017