The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
Get the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem mug.A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.
In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
by spenndiagram March 21, 2016
Get the mouth fedora mug.A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging
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Get the fedora tipper mug.A sense of euphoria that comes when donning your fedora. You may feel extra fedoric after defeating a fundie Christian or grooming your My Little Pony toys.
After a long day of arguing with fundie Christians on the Internet, Aaron "Neckbeard" Lewis put on his fedora and at that moment, he was fedoric.
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Get the faddot mug.Where Patrick Stump shoves a fedora up Frank Gioia and Tyler Joseph's ass and shoves a fedora down Josh Dun's throat.
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