feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 26, 2003

feces

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan

Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!

by Jigga April 27, 2003

feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

feces

The solid, brown (I hope) stuff that is excreted by every living animal (save for George Dubblya. Hasn't dropped a loaf since '89!)

Man 1: You feces head!

by Doctor Gorby May 21, 2007

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

fecing

pooping.

What was he doing in our bathroom for 20 minutes? Must have been fecing...

by nigel motherfucking richards August 15, 2011