feces 

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

feces by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

feces 

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

feces by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces 

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

feces by sjthiele November 3, 2011

feces 

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

feces by kwang June 4, 2003

feces 

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

feces by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

feces 

brown stuff

i eat feces

feces by dfd February 26, 2003

feces 

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan

Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!

feces by Jigga April 27, 2003