She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

bill farted

he pushed it out and stunk up the place

dude, bill farted. get the Febreeze.

by gems4life11 October 12, 2008

Farted

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008

Butters farted

A person who farts or craps there pants alot, it sorta means owned, its a reference to one of the southpark episodes, its usage causes people to be 1337, the absence or not approving of this word makes people gay REALY REALY GAY

3 kids doing there home work on computers then derek farts and it smells like fucking hell and then they say hey butters farted.

by Maxamillian,the1337 December 28, 2005

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by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020