by Stephen March 24, 2004
Get the faffing mug.When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.
That cunts faffin up a storm!
by Faffinatress January 4, 2020
Get the Faffin mug.Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.
Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.
These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.
These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.
Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"
A faffalanche has been caused.
Example 2:
Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"
A faffalanche has been prevented.
Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"
A faffalanche has been caused.
Example 2:
Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"
A faffalanche has been prevented.
by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007
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Get the FYYFF mug.A pill that is used to ease eye strains after long hours of sitting in front of the computer screen. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and kids who have occasional sight troubles.
Warning: side effects include hyperthermia, hallucination, dizzyness, stress, cardiac arrest and/or strains in male genitalia (females can be affected too, between their labia majora and labia minora.)
Warning: side effects include hyperthermia, hallucination, dizzyness, stress, cardiac arrest and/or strains in male genitalia (females can be affected too, between their labia majora and labia minora.)
Guy 1: Ow! My dick hurts!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I had two pills of Flyff last night to ease my eye strains, but all it did was killing my genitalia. Now I won't able to have sex with my girl tonight!
Guy 2: That sucks!
Aigo, aigo, aigo!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I had two pills of Flyff last night to ease my eye strains, but all it did was killing my genitalia. Now I won't able to have sex with my girl tonight!
Guy 2: That sucks!
Aigo, aigo, aigo!
by HateMainstreamMusic August 14, 2008
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Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006
Get the faffing mug.Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.
We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.
by E305$ September 15, 2009
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