fakin

1.someone who's taking long to do or say something
2.someone who's scared to keep it real

ur gurl talkin all dis mess 'bout she gon' do this she gon' do that but when the time come she don't do nuthin and u turn and say to her "U b fakin liiike!"

by 4prina4 May 15, 2005

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021

Big Fakin

The act of acting brand new to a situation or acting as to be not a part of something taking place. Usually used when you act surprised about something you are involved in and try to claim innocent of the situation. Many Texans use this term in order to call out friends that are acting as if they are not involved in the situations at hand.

Carl: "Hey did you try to holla at that chick the other day?"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."

Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"

by Brown Album December 8, 2009

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017